Monday, November 12, 2012

Pizza Politcs


No Papa in my house....
The small town I live in had a Pizza Hut and Dominoes. Both had become so horrible (the Pizza Hut, in addition to taking an hour to deliver, once poisoned me)....and the Dominoes was...well Dominoes. Box tasted better than crust..was a real thing.
So I was actually glad when Papa Johns came. I remembered their pizza from years ago as being not too horrible...and I like their garlic butter and pepperoncini...
Anyway, after seeing Mr. Papa John hosting Mittens at his palatial country estate......I was pissed.......and then when he did his little health care rant...that was it.
Fortunately, I had just enough points to get one last free pizza...and it was nasty.
As an aside, I have since ordered two pizzas, one from Pizza Hut..and one from Dominoes. As it turns out, the Papa Johns coming in to the market, forced both competitors to up their game! 
I ordered the new pan pizza from Dominoes..and the crust was actually good....but I have since learned that Dominoes was sold to Bain Capitol by its previous anti-choice founder and owner....they are out.
I guess it's Pizza Hut for me. This last time, they delivered in 15 minutes, managed to not poison me...and although owned by a huge multinational conglomerate.....beat the hell out of the alternatives.
I really miss living in large cities that usually have their own local pizzerias with much better quality. ....and having Chinese food delivered...really miss that...Oh and I miss Old Chicago and Chicago Uno....."The Chicago Seven Calzone"..yumm
...but I mean business with this stuff. To those who think it is meaningless gesture, think of what would happen if all of the 62 million people who voted for Obama, decided to quit Papa Johns.....
"Better voters mean better pizza....and a healthier workforce..." 
Screw You Papa

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